Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to have your entrepreneurial socks knocked off, because I, Jeremy Holland (wishing he was Ryan Reynolds), am here to pitch you something that's not just good, but legendary.
Introducing the StartupStage Premium Package - it's like giving your business a superhero serum, but without the pesky side effects of turning green or developing a sudden craving for radioactive spiders.
- AWS Activate: $5,000 in credits for two years. That's right, you can now cloud your business in glory without clouding your budget.
- Airtable: 1,000 credits for a year. Organize your chaos like a pro, because who needs a clean desk when you can have a clean slate?
- Webflow: A year of complimentary access. Build your website like you're building your empire, with all the bells and whistles, but none of the whistles you have to pay for.
- Google Cloud: $2,000 for a year. Because when Google gives you lemons, you don't just make lemonade, you make a cloud-based empire.
- Google Workspace: 20% off standard & plus plans. Collaborate like you're in the Avengers, but with less world-saving and more document-sharing.
- DigitalOcean: $5,000 in credits for a year. Host your apps like you're hosting a party, and everyone's invited, but you're not footing the bill.
- Stripe: $20,000 in processing fee waivers. Because who needs a cut when you can have the whole pie?
- OpenAI - ChatGPT: $2,500 in API credits. Now your business can talk like it's got the wit of Tony Stark, without the arc reactor.
- Perplexity AI: Months of complimentary access to the Pro plan. Solve your business mysteries without the trench coat, just the tech.
Upgrade now, and not only will you secure savings that'll make Scrooge McDuck jealous, but if you don't save, we'll give you the credits for free. And you keep the membership for life. That's right, for life. It's like a business gym membership, but instead of abs, you're building assets.
So, don't just start saving, start thriving. Click here: StartupStage.beehiiv.com/upgrade and let's make your business the talk of the town, the galaxy, or at least your local coffee shop.
Thank you, and may the force of business be with you.
